Damp lifestyle 

Choosing not to drink alcohol in excess. Only having several drinks on special occasions. With a damp lifestyle, you may have a drink on the weekend but sometimes choose not to drink at all.

I’m not sober, I live a damp lifestyle.

Damp lifestyle by shayshay0812 July 2, 2023

damp squib 

When you place one hand in your partner's rectal cavity and the pretend to be an octopus.

Susan: For the love of God — damp squib me.

Chester: I’ve noticed you’re using damp squib as a verb phrase, and it’s making me uncomfortable. Also, I really don’t like anal play.

damp squib by big match terry May 17, 2025

damp durf

when mormons dry hump with their clothes damp on the living room carpet infront of others

jackson: i'm going to damp durf w the huzz
joey: you mean where mormons dry hump with their clothes damp on the living room carpet infront of others

damp durf by joey.batman July 23, 2025

Damp Oven

A consistently wet vagina, meat wallet, pink taco, whisker biscuit and/or fur burger that's warm as an oven set to 350*

*Man, can someone put an "out of order" sign on Nikki's damp oven?!?!

*Brookes damp oven is a cornucopia of bad decisions!

Damp Oven by MyCouchPullsOut👀Dont February 6, 2026

Damp Dolly

Similar to a “wet Willy” but you insert your finger into a woman’s vagina and use her vaginal fluid instead of spit.

“My wife just helped me give steve a sloppy Damp Dolly”

Damp Dolly by Milky bandit February 21, 2026

Damp Twenty

The universal currency of the workplace creep. A damp twenty is never crisp, dry, or professionally handled; it is perpetually humid, crumpled, and smells faintly of tobacco, pocket lint, or a walk-in freezer.

It is a physical manifestation of a "sketchy" individual’s attempt to buy social capital or fuel a perversion under the guise of a "gift." If a guy hands you a damp twenty to "buy yourself a drink," he isn't being generous—he’s trying to purchase a moment of your time that you never agreed to sell. Clean people have dry money; sketchy people always have fucked up cash.

He tried to slide me a damp twenty for my birthday while I was stocking the Christmas hams. I just gave him the side-eye and stayed in the cooler.

Damp Twenty by Wastedpawn101 March 31, 2026

The Damp Fingey

A term used to describe the finger used in the female masturbation process, the amount of "damp fingey's" someone can have varies from 1 to all 10 of the fingeys.

Man did you hear about Sharon, I heard she gave herself The Damp Fingey last night.

He walked in on his girlfriend giving herself The Damp Fingey after he had been gone for an hour.

The Damp Fingey by The Damp Fingey January 24, 2017