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Doody Twat

A vagina that has had shit wiped into it. Typical of women who wipe back to front.
DEAR GOD, I'M NOT EATING OUT THAT!!! YOU HAVE A DOODY TWAT!!!
by Doody Twat Hater March 16, 2010
mugGet the Doody Twatmug.

woo doody

Joe put ice on his woo doody after his surgery.
by fart in a hailstorm August 4, 2009
mugGet the woo doodymug.

doody stick

Typically you chase your sister with it after you scrape it off your shoe, now you have a doody stick.
by little brother8 November 30, 2013
mugGet the doody stickmug.

Doodie Shank

(n.) A weapon created when an inmate models up a block of feces either from one sitting, or over many days and eventually carved into a stabbing weapon.

Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.
Jerome died from a doodie shank infection while he was in the joint
by Death-Row Lifer August 17, 2010
mugGet the Doodie Shankmug.

doody snap

An acceptable way to say "oh shit" in front of your kids.
Oh doody snap! That car almost ran into us!
by Crazy Breezy October 3, 2013
mugGet the doody snapmug.

doody truffle

The act of replacing a truffle with a a piece of poop
Look jimmy he's eating a doody truffle
by redneck101 November 25, 2013
mugGet the doody trufflemug.

sperm doodie

When you stick a finger up a males ass, getting shit on it, causing him to cum buckets- therefore causing him to have a sperm doodie.
Yo, Janel stuck her finger up ass last night and gave me the biggest sperm doodie EVER.
by spermwhisperer June 7, 2014
mugGet the sperm doodiemug.

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