Skip to main content

Kennedy Morky discharge parade

Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.
In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.
by Zonal K August 21, 2019
mugGet the Kennedy Morky discharge parademug.

A.A.D. (Accidental Ass Discharge)

When someone farts And then then accidentally craps themselves. I.E shart
Uh oh, hope you didn't just crap yourself, or have an A.A.D. (Accidental Ass Discharge)
by theawesome31 May 28, 2017
mugGet the A.A.D. (Accidental Ass Discharge)mug.

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.

The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.

Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.

Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.
by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009
mugGet the Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Dischargemug.

Mexican Discharge

Mexican Discharge (noun)

A term used to describe the thick, sticky brown sludge that forms from a mixture of salt, sand, snow, and moisture during winter. This substance accumulates on roads, sidewalks, and vehicles, creating a persistent mess that clings to shoes, clothing, and surfaces. Known for its wet, heavy consistency, Mexican Discharge spreads easily and is difficult to remove, leaving behind a trail of grime wherever it goes.
After stepping out of his truck, Jake felt the familiar pull of Mexican Discharge clinging to his boots. The thick, brown sludge—formed from a winter’s worth of road salt, sand, and melting snow—stuck to everything, leaving streaks of grime on his floor mats and a stubborn mess on the shop floor. No matter how hard he tried to wipe it off, the sticky residue seemed to follow him everywhere.
by The Dodge Hood Rats February 7, 2025
mugGet the Mexican Dischargemug.

Discharged

Iyed's definition of a dead ipad
CAUSE MY IPAD IS DISCHARGED
by MXSEMBI November 2, 2020
mugGet the Dischargedmug.

asshole discharge

Any secretions exiting the anus.
This peanut butter soup looks like a bowl of asshole discharge.
by jonarchy September 22, 2016
mugGet the asshole dischargemug.

Verbal discharge

Act of verbally release anger.
My job is to take verbal discharges from my boss.
by JTheCoop November 23, 2018
mugGet the Verbal dischargemug.

Share this definition