A dingleberry can be used to throw at unsuspected friends. You can also place them in others drinks or food in order to spice them up a little. If your fuckmate if kinky enough then she may perfer to have them all to herself.
by Nick9 April 9, 2006
Get the dingleberrymug. by JackS17 November 10, 2015
Get the Dingleberrymug. by schnorkles October 28, 2010
Get the dingleberrymug. A small and typically rounded turdlet that clings to one's fleshy biscuits following the commencement of a sacred ritual known as, "The Deuce." Although dingleberries appear harmless, being roughly the size of small pebbles, they are well-known for causing unspeakable destruction if left unattended. The common symptoms of neglected dingleberries include; itching and swelling of the rectal area, redness, unbearable odor, and discomfort while seated. Some of the symptoms that have never occurred include; nausea, vomiting, sudden and involuntary death, and ultimately erectile dysfunction.
During a long and violent struggle to free himself from a single turdlet, the man ultimately fell from his toilet seat and cracked his head open on the bathroom counter. The man's decayed remains were found three years later, still lying in the exact position he had died. The dingleberry, on the other hand, remained fully intact.
by Random Female June 23, 2007
Get the Dingleberrymug. by TheCuteNdeadly March 17, 2010
Get the dingleberrymug. a small amount of shit that surround the anus hairs and is very hard to clean it unless you use your own fingers...
by Richter808 October 29, 2006
Get the dingleberrymug. John: Hey can you help me out
Samantha: Yeah sure, what is it?
John: Can you remove my dingleberry? A true friend would!
Samantha: We are no longer friends
Samantha: Yeah sure, what is it?
John: Can you remove my dingleberry? A true friend would!
Samantha: We are no longer friends
by Toxic Tacos August 5, 2015
Get the Dingleberrymug.