dildo

A sex toy used to pleasure women and sometimes gay men .

"Hey, what's a dildo?"
"A dildo is ...."

"?"
"Stick it up your ass

by mgklover March 12, 2015

Dildo

Look in your moms cabinet

Honey I got a dildo

by Mr.Breads March 05, 2015

Dildo

A mans worst enemy a sex toy women use to fell good and is usally bigger than a real mans penis because size matters

She said no to sex and went to the other room and rode that dildo like a race horse

by Alex cocks June 12, 2017

dildo

A cylinder/ penis like tube made out of rubber or sylicon used to smack children with when they missbehave or piss you off.

Can often be purple or black with spikes.

Can also be used to masturbate

Bobby; mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom
Mom; bobby shut up or im going to beat you up with my dildo
Bobby; MOM
Mom * smacks with dildo*

Mom; now shut up dont make me take the black one with spikes out!

by crazytaco February 16, 2011

dildo

a fake man for hypocritical girls.

"I don't need a man! BZZZZ."

Why do most girls usually buy dark colored oversized dildos, ERRRRR nevermind...

by anonymous April 15, 2005

dildo

n. something you stick in your pussy.

Some of my female slut friends own many dildos.

by johnw March 13, 2006

dildo

something that is very fun to watch a girl use

my girlfriend wishes there was a dildo as big as my cock

by hello! September 06, 2003