DADS

Day After Drinking Shits
The horribly held together feces that erupts out of the anus the morning after a night of heavy drinking. These "DADS," usually comprised of mostly water and loose turd wannabes, are not pleasant and represent one of the many downfalls of drinking that one experiences the day after. A DADS ceremony can be held in the early morning til the dwindling hours of the evening...if one has the strength and courage to imprison a DADS for that long. To experience a DADS first hand, there are only two things one must do. Eat a healthy, carb-and-protein-filled diet and drink lots of mother nature's divine gift, alcohol.

*two roommates are sitting in their dorm room playing a casual video game of FIFA 15 when all of a sudden one stands up..

Roommate 1: "Dude...I'm about to have a DADS"
Roommate 2: "Good luck my friend."

*roommate 1 sprints out the door.

by Idontfunkwithyou February 20, 2015

Babee Dahls!

Sland pronunciation for Baby Dolls. One of the best strip clubs in the world. Located in Topeka Kansas, nationally recognized. If you doubt me, come here and see for yourself. Then decide if you still want to delete this.

It is astounding how many strip clubs are located in or around Topeka, it's not even a big city!

by Kristen Y. November 1, 2004

Dadselfie

The embarrassing and unflattering photos fathers often take of themselves to post on social media.

OMG, OMG, did you see the dadselfie father posted online - it was soooo embarrassing!

by GP5K June 23, 2015

Dadsplaining

Any sentence spoken by a dad to persons younger than himself that begins with, "When I was your age," or, "I'll tell you why that is," or, "If you were smart, here's what you'd do..."

My dad says that when he was my age, phones had cords on them and there was a thing called "long distance." He's been Dadsplaining the old days at me all morning.

by deke47 April 6, 2017

Dadsplaining

When a father or dad starts a sentence with, "I think you'll find"........then proceeds to impress his audience with his array of knowledge, facts and information to ensure that he thinks he is smarter than everyone in the room and that you are only as smart as dog shit.

I think you'll find that dadsplaining means I'm full of shit and I'm just trying to sound smart

by trout_ January 5, 2020

dadisho

A crippled dinosaur with a nose the size of the great allah.

Look its dadisho

by PAPA PRINCE May 25, 2010

dadeshow

incredibly talented tiktoker who lives on the for you page. he is extremely epic and has reached the ultimate form.

the only reason dadeshow pays to be on the for you page is because he lives there and is paying his rent 😎

by sunflowercowboy January 22, 2019