Minor Chores

Unscheduled tasks that are not urgent or time-sensitive but you anyway do it because you get bored off the actual chores.

Mark: Hi Uvuvwevwevwe, the assignment was due today, why didn't you do it?
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: Yeah I should have, I got into minor chores.
Mark: oh got it, what was that minor chore?
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: Just spent the day at registrar office to change my name to Joe Walker!

by Donultimate February 24, 2020

coredump

kor-damp

verb (used with object)

1. To dump lots of obfuscating personal opinion upon a discussion about some matter of fact.

2. To display willful ignorance; to ignore any evidence or facts contrary to one's own ignorance.

1. "Wow, Duncan MacIntosh sure took a coredump on decision theory."

2. "Dude, don't coredump, the friggin' rulebook says the unit takes a test."

by Stelek July 23, 2012

Core Sample

When you are skull-fucking someone whose brain is intact and dig out cylindrical holes in their brain.

I gouged out Bryan's eye and then took some core samples. It was quite delightful scraping chunks of his brain off my dick.

I gave Bryan a pretty serious white matter infusion while taking a core sample.

by DVJ February 4, 2014

hot topic-core

a sarcastic but accurate term for any fan of the band good charlotte.

man. that 12 year old girl is so hot topic-core.

by lesbian swan October 18, 2003

Choreographed spontaneity

Used to describe the scene in musicals where people in the street know the words and tune to the song sung by any main character, and instantly know the dance routines including, but not limited to: jumping over barrels, swinging girls in the hair and juggling. This is all despite being total strangers.

This is all supposed to be spontaneous, of course, but naturally - it's actually choreographed

"Oliver! really made me laugh. What did you think of all the choreographed spontaneity?"

by Antihero May 1, 2005

Four Core Whore

A MacPro with four cores.

1. This should be a four core whore, but instead it's a three core boat anchor!

by eekolite October 20, 2008

Fedora-Core

A type of taste common amongst fedora-wearing individuals. This includes Queen, Linkin Park, Metallica, My Little Pony, Reddit, 9GAG, Slayer, and Slipknot. They are often identified as Atheists, but not just tame individuals, they often like to create arguments out of thin air and look down on anyone that believes in a deity. They often perceive themselves as more intelligent than the common man, and act arrogant to make up for their lack of confidence.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But, because I am enlightened by my own intelligence." -Alewis

"That was Fedora-Core as hell"

by /mu/ May 26, 2013