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Cocktail Bitters

A substance intended for flavoring cocktails. Despite the high alcohol concentration (ranging from 35-60% ABV), it is exempt from all alcoholic beverage regulations because it is classified as a flavoring, not a beverage. As a result, no liquor license of any kind is needed to sell it, and anyone can purchase it regardless of age.

Due to the strong flavor, it is not recommended to drink cocktail bitters straight. When mixed with soft drinks or seltzer water to create a drink with approximately 5-10% alcohol, however, bitters can be quite drinkable. Angostura is a popular brand of bitters, but there are countless options on the market.
Tim: I need a drink but I'm only 20 and my friend that buys my alcohol is out of town

Steve: Try buying some cocktail bitters! They're 45% alcohol
Tim: Good idea! I'll pick up some seltzer for mixing too.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 8, 2022
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Campus Cocktail

A very concentrated drink made by college students before exams to help them stay awake and study.

1 10mg Adderall pill
1 cup of your favorite ice coffee
1/2 can of small redbull

Grind up the adderall and mix it with the ice coffee and redbull. A few sips should keep you up for a minimum of 48 hours.

Side effects include:
- Extreme headaches
- Loss of appetite
- Non-stop talking
- Insomnia
- Insomnia again
- Some more Insomnia
- Good grades
- Bad grades
- Constipation
- Increase in your Halo 3 rank

Many people smoke a bowl of marijuana after to mellow them out a bit, and to make everything you see more interesting.
Johnny sipped on a Campus Cocktail the night before his biology exam.
by akilleezz October 10, 2009
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Slater Cocktail

A mixture of Roofies, Heroine, and Plan B. Used to make a date go more smoothly.
"Dude, had a great hookup last night. Used the Slater Cocktail on her and drove her home this morning. She won't even remember it."
by cosmicrift February 17, 2010
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Urinal Cocktail

A urinal cocktail occurs when by chance piss begins to build up in a specific urinal, and all users of the bathroom are subtly entered into a non-spoken contract to not flush the urinal until it overflows.
I don't go to the west wing bathroom anymore because there's a serious urinal cocktail in there
by Thomas Henne June 2, 2020
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Caucasian Cocktail

When you ask a white girl where they’re from and they proceed to answer with an unruly amount of European countries and percentages.
Hey Lindsay, Where did you say your parents are from again?
“I’m 12% Czecho-Slovakian, 8% Italian, 26% Russian, 17% German, 21% Irish…”
“So you’re a caucasian cocktail?”
by DarbyChrones May 22, 2021
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pussy Cocktail

A cocktail of fruits, (best being mangoes or pineapples), that is eaten regularly by a girl who wants her vagina to taste good.
Aye girl, watchu eaten. Oh its just a pussy cocktail.
by CDCRUz January 30, 2008
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Poon Tang Cocktail

Pussy juice drank from a champagne glass (works best if the pussy juice comes from a geyser)
by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
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