Cuban

What 90% of people who live in Miami, Florida are.

Person in Miami #1: What nationality are you?
Person in Miami #2: I'm Cuban.
Person in Miami #1: Me too.

by SomeBadJoke September 10, 2006

cubans

the best cigars for the best weed. both are illegal. rolling a phat one with hommies. gettin a really expensive cigar for some really good weed. high quality shits. rolling weed in a cigar and selling it.

Hey, you got any cubans? Asking to buy or wanting to smoke the good shits.

by CJ Perry May 14, 2006

cubanita

A word like Boriqua,except for cubans.

Ey dawg look at dat fine lil cubanita ove durr.

by DiAnA January 31, 2005

Cuban dick shower

Much like Cuban shower, this is the act of a male spraying or coating his genitalia with cologne or scented products, in the interest of masking his true musk. Usually employed after hot sex with stanky-ass pussy.

When the lights flipped on, I saw how uggo she was, and I had to give myself a Cuban dick shower before I left the party.

by gabuman February 27, 2011

cubana

Girl with a HUGE butt.

Guy: Where you from?
Girl: Soy Cubana!
Guy: I thought you were cuz you got a whole lot of butt!!

by MariCrystal July 7, 2007

Cuban Fatboy

An enormous, solid bowl movement that settles in the toilet pan without breaking thus resembling a huge Cuban cigar.

Archibald: Wow, do I feel better now!

Cyril: Why so old chap?

Archibald: I just curled out the most monstrous Cuban fatboy you've ever seen. The tip was poking out of the water it was so big!

Cyril: Huzzah!

Archibald: Huzzah!

by BobbyTwoTins June 29, 2011

cuban loaf

Slang term used to describe a Cuban mans penis

Ever since Christian was a small boy he was proud of his Cuban loaf.

by Cons sway Lo September 27, 2015