Crusty Crusts

Ghetto slang for lips.

(especially dry ones that lack lipstick)
popularized by the youtube star gloZell
"oooh i gotta put on some lipstack to these crusty crusts!"
by glozelluvrz May 03, 2010
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Crusty Sock

An old sock filled with so much dried semen it has become crusty, mainly found in teenage boys rooms.
Also might be filled with lotion
"Yo dude, while you were in the bathroom, I uh... um, found a crusty sock in your drawer"
"Shit I forgot about that!
by iheartthecregg September 22, 2020
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Crusty Minge

A minge suffering from a long period of draught. Usually adorned by a layer of crust made of dried vegma or yeast infection excretions.
My Tinder date had a crusty minge on her, she must havn't got laid in years!
by SkippyMinaj June 13, 2021
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crusty pants

Jocular term for a derelict, wineo, street person, or others not known for impeccable hygiene--a bum. These people never remove their trousers, because they are so infested with vermin and microbes that they might wander off by themselves, leaving the bum naked. Few things are more frightning than encountering an empty pair of animated pantaloons in a dark alley. And no, I've not been drinking.
Upright Citizen#1:"Who's that crusty pants waving at us?"
Upright Citizen#2:"That's just Mayson, the town drunk."
Upright Citizen#1:"But this is Los Angles."
Upright Citizen#2:"He always was ambitious."
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 16, 2006
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Get It Crusty

City Slang meaning to fight or slap box someone, causing blood. It's called get it "crusty" because when the blood drys up, it is, well, crusty!
Yo bro, I heard Tyrell and Shawn are gonna get it crusty after school today!
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Crusty Quads

When your sloppy seconds date or fuck eachother
"Hey did you hear about Nate and Julia getting together?"

"Damn, looks like my sloppy seconds turned into crusty quads"
by Steve dankerson May 25, 2020
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Crusty cheek

Crusty cheeks is when you havent wiped enough and you have poop in your bumcrack and it hardens and turns to crust. Crust is very itchy and annoying.
Victor: I have crusty shit in my bumcrack.
Daniel: Crusty cheek?
Victor: Crusty cheek.
by Bumcrackexpert101 February 02, 2023
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