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crowd farting

The act of walking into a group of strangers and dropping a particularly heinous fart, especially humorous when done on an elevator; usually done as a vacation activity.
Example 1:
Jessica: Why's it smell like dead bodies on the elevator?

Terrence: Alex and I were dropping crowd farts the whole way up.

Example 2:
Jon: Why are you drinking all that milk before the concert?

Chris: I'm going to try to set a crowd farting world record.
by MidBoss June 6, 2012
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crowd watch

A large number of people who watch over specific areas each contributing relatively small amount information, typically via the Internet to secure said area.
Mansa was missing for a few days, but luckily the community crowd watch was able to locate him because a crowd watcher noticed him leaving the shrine center.
by Mansa Obi April 5, 2017
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Crowd Killer

An ego maniacal man child with no social awareness or self control. Their natural habitat is the hardcore show, where they are known to exclusively assault and batter people half their size, because it makes them feel "tough."
Did you see that 200 pound crowd killer punch that minor in the face? Wtf is his problem he's like 34.
by ArchangelMike July 5, 2023
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Plucked Crowd

When alot of the seats at a concert/game are empty. It's lame. Really lame.
Person 1:"That lame Justin Beiber concert had such a plucked crowd"
Person 2:"No surprise there"
by RensingBobs February 18, 2010
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Tough Crowd

Usually the term stand-up comedy people use when they realize that the current crowd that they are trying to amuse will be a difficult one to entertain.
Joker: My mother-in law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
Crowd: . . .

Joker:...Huh, Tough crowd.
by Mr.Noob12 November 27, 2019
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Jason Crowder

Bruh he’s my social studies teacher and he sucks at telling jokes
“lmao that joke is jason crowder level
by Jackoff Jim October 9, 2020
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crowd haiku

POOP STAIN McFA'GGOT
POOP STAIN McFA'GGOT POOP STAIN
McFA'GGOT POOP STAIN

ugh this is one of the thing you would only see on crowd haiku
by lego adam November 7, 2016
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