boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 13, 2008

Thought crossed

When you think of two different ideas while talking or typing and they mix together to form a sometimes awkward or mixed prase that is off topic or confusing.

Just after finishing homework and about to make something to eat.

Person 1: Ahh finally, im done.
Person 2: Good now we can get on with this game.
Person 1: Just hang on a second, I'm going to go get something to homework.
Person 2: Wait.. what did you just say?
Person 1: Oh, woops. I was thinking about getting something to eat and putting away my homework at the same time.
Person 2: Yea...

Person 1: Sorry, i get thought crossed alot.

by Jagwyer May 27, 2010

Crooked Vagina

A woman you would not want to be with because of how many times that she has had sexual intercourse

Man... Shanna has a crooked vagina

by Alex Yearsley March 3, 2008

crooked vein

A crooked vein is an uncut dick, so called because of the prominent vein that runs the length of an uncircumcised penis, branching into two smaller veins at the foreskin.

1. When that studly guy took off his pants and underwear in the locker room, he displayed a magnificent crooked vein.

2. That stud seemed to parade around the locker room to show off his crooked vein.

2. Did you see the crooked vein on that stud?

by Clawed Balls September 18, 2010

Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

by Come on meow May 17, 2015

crooked hill

some musician that collaborates with the facetime guy and fries we used to eat dude. Name origin: some pub place I thin

"i coughed up butterflies when i listened to Crooked Hill music"
"Crooked Hill does not care what people say believe it or not"
"yo crooked! That song aint bad" You can also call him crooked.

by BigToeStephen January 21, 2022

Arms Crossed

You fuck a crazy about of bitches on the daily

william always has his arms crossed

by Ralph01 April 18, 2022