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Vietnamese crouching tiger

A cruel but humorous sex move the involves the male pulling the corners of his eyes to blur his vision while having sex, typically with an ugly woman.
"Hey Bill did you and toothless Tammy get it on last night?"
"Yeah but I had to Vietnamese Crouching Tiger her all night"
by heeeymonkeey May 5, 2009
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captain crunching

I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.
by mr potter March 11, 2010
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Facebook Cotching

When a friend is unresponsive to facebook chats or messages even though they're are online and available.
Who you chatting to?
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat

s/he just facebook cotching man.
by fx501 August 1, 2010
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pal-crunchin'

seeing as many friends as possible on an individual basis in one evening by foot, bike, car, or any other means of transportation.
Pal: "Hey man, it's midnight on Wednesday, what are you doing here?"

You: "Just hittin you up for fun to catch up on life and do the same with everyone else in town I can tonight. I'm pal-crunchin'."
by stazagrip April 11, 2011
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couching

Tying an old couch to the back of a truck in winter and sitting on it while it is pulled down a snowy road.
We had nothing else to do so Jeff proposed we go couching.
by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010
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Fronching Around

A combination of being a French pirate and moshing.
Dude, every one laughed at us when we were
fronching around for a presentation on France in history class.
by Exhnozoaa December 8, 2006
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crouching tiger hidden naggin

The act of sneaking a naggin of vodka into a club for either:
1. Topping up non-alcoholic drinks
2. Going into the bathrooms, doing shots in the cubicle, from the bottle (usually with a friend) for the purpose of getting drunk cheaply
1. "Hmm this needs alcohol"
"I'll do some crouching tiger hidden naggin"

2. "The drinks are expensive here"
"That's okay, come to the bathroom with me for some crouching tiger hidden naggin"
by mitsuko045 February 24, 2008
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