Crickets

When you text/call someone and they don't respond. They are giving you "crickets"

I text him last night but he gave me crickets...

by houstonsocialbutterfly July 9, 2009

Cricketeria

CRICKETERIA: One's inability to sleep due to a bastard cricket chirping its ass off at all hours of the night sending the would be sleeper into hysteria.

My head is throbbing and I can barely keep my eyes open after suffering through a fucking case of Cricketeria last night. When I find that asshole I'm going to smash it to smithereens.

by Hbdd8 June 12, 2013

crochet-ming

The act of someone with skills in the art of crochet applying a high level of scrutiny to the work of others, mainly knitters, but occasionally fellow crocheters, or the product produced by these people.

Wife: Look at her sorry excuse for a slouchy hat. The stitch is wrong, the pattern is bad, the wrong hook size was used and the yarn is acrylic.

Me: You're crochet-ming again.

by itchymonkey April 6, 2016

crickette

A beautiful human being @crick.tte

Ur such a Crickette @crick.ette

by Crick.ette December 4, 2017

Cricket cunts

Blokes who play cricket all summer but complain about mowing their lawn

Problem with cricket, cricket cunts

by Chromasaints January 7, 2018

Betty crocker

A short female who has a double chin...and walks around wearing grandma glasses.

Damn look at that betty crocker...what a shame.

by Oreolover69 January 17, 2017

percy crocker

A Cool Dude With A Bad Tude

Damn, look at that Percy Crocker over there

by VanBot87 February 16, 2017