Crispy Mango

(noun) A male gamer that hears a female gamer speak via microphone on a public server and proceeds to act childish and annoying to attract their attention. Usually a Crispy Mango tries to act cute and say nice things to the female in order to woo her, but to everyone else he is just an annoying tool that probably has never spoken to another female other than their mother.

(Halo Matchmaking)
Female: Oh yea! Overkill, bitches!
Crispy Mango: *OMG A GURL* Oh hey! Yea good job. You’re so good at this game. You must play a lot, huh? Btw you have a nice voice. Do you sing? We should sing Disney songs together! “I can show you the world!”
Female: wut…

Everyone else: omg dood, stfu go capture the flag noob!

by M. C. Gutierrez January 7, 2015

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Rice Crispy Treat

When a gentleman dips his skin flute into a jar of Fluff, followed by a box of Rice Crispies and then into his partner.

Things got real sticky last night when I gave Tiffany my Rice Crispy Treat.

by The Real Chas February 18, 2017

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Domo and crissy

They pretty.they are YouTuber and they so funny when I be in the house I be cracking up in the house. I watch them every day but sometime they don't come on because they was moving to a new. Crissy has a puppy

Domo and crissy are the best couple in the world .

by Blue cupcake January 3, 2017

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