Cris is bald

It is when you have a friend that is bald but wears a wig.(Can be used for anybody)

Friend 1: Cris Is Bald, Cris Is Bald
Friend 2: He does wear a wig

by DeezNutzAreJuicy April 6, 2022

feel the cri cri

Basicaly when someone tries to make a funny joke but you know it isn't. It has te be used after waiting 5 seconds after the joke and no-one laughed.

- Person 1: JOKE: A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri

by Neister March 3, 2017

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Cris June

Tall Dark and Handsome.
He is simple yet attractive. He have a big dick. Can kiss a stranger just a second. He hides his true feeling.

Being Cris June is advantageous.

by h4duoken January 22, 2022

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When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

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