by texus232131 March 15, 2022
Get the Caestal mug.A magnificent Portuguese futbol player. Cristano plays for Man United, and is number 7.
Unfortunately, he has a deadly illness.. He plays with Maguire
Unfortunately, he has a deadly illness.. He plays with Maguire
by kysuglyphagot June 9, 2022
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im crestfallen after hearing some rumors about my bestfriend.
by kei'sha January 4, 2023
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Get the Creta mug.Cedar Crest College: a private, four-year women’s college known for its stellar nursing program. If you come to this school for any other reason, you’re likely a scrub who got rejected from her top choice schools. If you’re looking for male interaction on campus, you can look no further than the male Saudi students, who seem to be here due to a fluke in the system (or possibly, due to copious amounts of funding to the Crest from the Saudi government?) Anyway, if you’re not down with brown, you can try an array of douchey white frat boys from nearby Lehigh University, the campus you’ll eventually end up at if you want to get the true party experience in college. If, however, you choose to stay on campus for the weekend, prepare to be bored with Cedar Crest’s nonexistent social scene and leftover dining hall food from the school week. And if you’re a prospective student or incoming freshman, welcome to your next four glorious, estrogen-filled years at the Crest!
*at a party*
Lehigh Student: Hey, girl. What year are you here?
Cedar Crest Student: Oh, I actually go to Cedar Crest College...
Lehigh Student, pretending he knows what college that is: Oh, dope! Wanna do a body shot?
Lehigh Student: Hey, girl. What year are you here?
Cedar Crest Student: Oh, I actually go to Cedar Crest College...
Lehigh Student, pretending he knows what college that is: Oh, dope! Wanna do a body shot?
by eucalyptusweed November 14, 2017
Get the Cedar Crest College mug.where kids think they are everything and perfect but everyone is just a bunch of basic white 6th graders. at glen crest there are only about 6 real friends you can choose from. all the boys are either to stuck up and ugly or shy and even more ugly. everyone there always says they want to go to the other schools but then decides to stay and hate it. when you tell someone a secret it gets around the whole school in about 0.5 seconds.
mia: i told jordan my secret about.. him and now everyone knows
maddie: it’s probably the popular people.. glen crest middle school am i right
maddie: it’s probably the popular people.. glen crest middle school am i right
by chuckycheesepizza May 4, 2019
Get the glen crest middle school mug.A venus crest (ally to the wheetus nest), is the creator of the wheetus nest, and put them together with a few edits of them using their powers. The venus crest helped the wheetus nest discover themself, revealing its confidence. the venus crest is a master manipulator that can gaslight people into thinking someone is something they are not. This is very handy when the wheetus nest has trouble with penis chests, and wheetus nest hunters.
The name was created because the wheetus nest loved space - Venus, the planet, and crest, as in crescent, of a moon.
The name was created because the wheetus nest loved space - Venus, the planet, and crest, as in crescent, of a moon.
“Venus crest, how did you create me? (from a wheetus nest)”
“Sugar, Spice, And everything nice!!
Sin, Sin city wasnt made for you. Listen backwards, kiddo.”
“Sugar, Spice, And everything nice!!
Sin, Sin city wasnt made for you. Listen backwards, kiddo.”
by therealwheetusnest April 13, 2023
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