crapslap

The act of wipeing your (or someone else's) ass just after a shit and then slaping someone.

guy 1: wow dude did you hear that new justin beiber shit?

guy 2: ya i wish i could crapslap him!

by sexapeal July 6, 2011

Crapulous

This is a word used to describe something that is so crap, that it is fabulous!

Did you see that movie? It was soo crapulous!
That joke you just told *cries* was crapulous. *sniffs* I'm so proud of you my son.

by Krustyguin July 16, 2014

Crapola

A. the worst crayon color EVER!

B. The Spanish version of "crap".

C. A city in Italy

B & A came from the youtube video "Tim Hawkins: Alternative Cuss Words"

A. Who's got the crapola?
B. You almost stepped in Crapola!
C. Have you ever been to Crapola, Italy?

by person#115 May 12, 2017

crapalanch

A mess of Crap e.g. useless Liability that is not an Asset falling in your apartment or house or whatever.

Apartment 47 presents: Crapalanch.
AHH! Smash! Clang! POP!

by x90x90x90fapfap April 18, 2018

craplap

A craplap is when you’re receiving a lap dance from someone and they take a fat shit on your lap.

“Aw man i was at club tush and i totally got craplapped, it was awesome!”

by Tushy24you January 27, 2018

Chapular

Chapular means slightly above awesome, but less then amazing. Often used with the word “totally” to emphasize how chapular is or is not. It should never be associated with the phrase spectacular because it will never be that good. Chapular is a synonym for epic.

This phrases also means talking to a Buddhist Monk in South Africa.

Bob: Hey Fred, what do you think of this tanden bicycle?
Fred: It’s totally chapular, dude.

by Epicboi May 22, 2018

Crapplause

A polite but unenthusiastic expression of approval.

John had not seen Jim in a while and during small talk provided a few crapplause reactions to Jim's recent accomplishments.

by UnPhiltered February 22, 2019