capri-sun

Perhaps the greatest juice drink of all time. Almost an addiction among shop staff in garages. The only downside is that the pouches are too small and you need a second one.

I need to drink a Capri Sun.

by Snake August 31, 2005

crap napper

One who falls asleep on the toilet

Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?

by amadding September 26, 2008

crap'nshit

an accumulation of unwanted items, feelings, attitudes, etc.

"What is all this crap'nshit on the floor?"

"Leave your crap'nshit attitude at the door"

by Husband of the destroyer December 18, 2008

Crap Coaster

Life

The only way to ride the coaster is to get covered in crap head to toe.
Oh wait, you're already on the crap coaster;
Shit.

by MrMeek September 15, 2009

crap mail

When you go out to the mailbox hoping for some interesting mail, but only end up with ads from local stores

I walked outside today hoping to get a letter from Grandma, but when I opened up the mailbox, there was only crap mail from the furniture store.

by ashash6 October 3, 2009

Crap Gas

The gas that stinks like it's time to crap. a.k.a Wind before the storm.

When you drop crap gas, it's time to find a restroom.

by Wizurley May 8, 2010

crap salad

when a dj cant mix two tracks together, let alone mixing a salad... therefore: crap salad = crap set.

PARIS : That was a shit mix...

JAE : yeah, that dj couldnt mix a salad...

PARIS : unless it was a crap salad.....

------------------------ 30 mins later ------------------------

*dj plays shit mix*

PARIS : WTF was that?

JAE : Crap salad.

by JPG.PP July 23, 2010