Out-kicked His Coverage

When a guy has a girlfriend who is way out of his league.

"Did you see his wife?! Yeah, he definitely out-kicked his coverage."

by tits mcgrath January 18, 2009

Under Cover Penis Lover

(n.) A closet homosexual male. Acts homophobic around his friends to try and disguise his true love for the penis.

Started by nugluh on YouTube.

That Chuck Norris character is a little tooo masculine... could he possibly be an Under Cover Penis Lover?

by teenybeeny December 9, 2008

Clower

Colorado roots, although named from England.
A ladies man with a large penis. Successful business man with goals and a bright future

I wanna be a Clower when i grow up

by birdsfan April 20, 2010

chower

The act of taking a shower while chewing tobacco. Taking a "chower" is believed to enhance the buzz, the feeling of a warm shower, and the overall day. It is also believed to heal many things. Wounds, stress, heart brake, illness, sourness, being totally sober, etc.

Damn dude, I need to take a chower!

by Please Use December 30, 2010

Seat Cover

Trucker talk for a cute girl driving down the road.

Breaker breaker 1-9 . . . there's a seat cover heading south on I-5 outside of Salem in a silver volkswagon.

by C.JO March 17, 2004

cover up

something meant to obfuscate or conceal the truth

This is the most half-baked cover up I've ever seen.

by The Return of Light Joker September 8, 2009

cokerized

To shamelessly take something outstanding and diminish its value entirely. To turn a ferocious juggernaut into a an emasculated shell of its former self.

I clapped as loud as I could and pumped my fists aggressively, but it was futile. We had been cokerized.

by Romulox September 20, 2006