custard cousins

Two or more people who have had sex with the same person.

We both squirted our custard into her. Now we are custard cousins.

by electricmonk July 1, 2008

cousinfucker

alabama

cousinfucker = anyone who lives in Alabama

by slap a fap January 20, 2020

You would fuck the shit out of my cousin

A meme generally used as a joke preferably on perverted white African Warlord.

Being a meme my cousin can be swapped out for anything.

YOU WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY COUSIN!

by Gzoom August 6, 2016

cousin fondling

originally to be fondeled by a realitive of a friend who is visiting, used more broadly as aimless stroking, ect. without any actual hooking up

i was cousin fondled for like seven hours but we never actually kissed

by *myself* June 10, 2005

cousmance

a cousmance is a close friendship with your cousin. used comparatively to bromance.

the cousmance between Cori and Haley is so strong because they are bcfs; they are the coolest.

by cori*c July 13, 2009

custard cousin

A man to whom one is related by virtue of having had a slice of the same pie. Bird's Second Law of Custardation states that six degrees of custard kinship would unite virtually the whole mammalian population of Earth. Most of them by way of a certain bitch-whore I used to work with.

Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, that Brummagem Paki, the Dave Clark Five, the fourth 'Lassie' and half the population of Detroit are custard cousins.

by Lord Grimcock October 16, 2008

Demarcus Cousins

a domestic violence just waiting to happen

Guy 1: "did you hear about the Demarcus Cousins that the pelicans just got"
Guy 2: "what a great deal! The potential for this beating is ray rice level"

by n8bergeron March 15, 2017