Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 13, 2015
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Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.
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Get the costimation mug.When you can see someone frantically typing on a social media site but nothing comes out at the other end.
Michael seems to be suffering from severe constypation. He's been typing on andoff for a minute but I don't see anything in the chat box.
by godandwhatnot April 2, 2016
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Get the Constipating mug.The phenomenon of having so much information on one subject due to researching on it but being unable to draw it out into sensible written representation. Most commonly suffered during exams, thesis writing and such.
I can't quite get my paper written even though I have all the required information. I must be suffering from head constipation.
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