ghetto cooler

(n.) plain brown paper bag used to cover an alcohol container. Often used to consume alcohol in public where open containers are illegal.

I'm gonna put my fo'ty in a ghetto cooler so the cops don' bust me.

by MDM September 3, 2005

coner

A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.

There's a couple coners on crews mess fiddling with the X-box..... I wonder how long it'll be before they realize it's not plugged in.

by TwistedTwidget May 10, 2006

Polish Cooler

A plastic bag one my use to carry any beer or liquid that a person might proceed to drink in the following night.

Connor: Fuck, why did we get rid of the case? now we have nothing to carry are beer in when we go out.

Babs: Don't worry, i got a polish cooler in the impala that we can use.

by apollotheapache November 2, 2010

Wyoming Cooker

Similar to a Dutch Oven but with a Navajo blanket and Buffalo shit.

Last night I was pounding this frat rat and gave her the old Wyoming Cooker.

by TheManagement January 17, 2020

cojonera

noun same as "blue balls", e.g. how the male genitalia hurts after a prolonged time of arousal without orgasm.

Person A: Shit, she kept me all horny for three hours straight. And didn't even jack me off in the end.
Person B: No joda, debes tener cojonera...

by alpha_male74 March 9, 2009

ok coomer

The phrase members of NoFap use when in an argument with a coomer

Coomer Steve: NoFap is a lie!! Masturbation has proven health benefits!

NoFap Chad: ok coomer

by mrliverpoolfan April 22, 2021

Connery

crazy, wild, silly, doesn't care at all! super wierd in a hilarious, knock-your-socks off way! loyal and protective, is still a 3-year-old in so many ways, loves friends more than anything!! is a dinosaur pirate superhero :)

dude, Connery was so funny last night!
did you see Connery? haha, she's adorkable!
Connery, i love you!!

by StitchGurl October 22, 2010