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gun control 

Gun control is an idea constantly rejected by almost all republicans. They claim that they need to exercise their right to bear arms, because this apparently makes them and their country safer. This is simply bullshit.

Because the United States has about five times the suicides and five times the homicides related to firearms as other first world countries. No, that's not a a body count based on population, it's a percentage.

Basically, the fact that over a third of you have guns and practically no restrictions on them makes your country a hell of a scary place, for a developed nation. So, go ahead republicans, vote this down. But the truth stands!
Republican bullshit about gun laws causing violence is exactly that, bullshit. Go look up some information for yourself, you redneck idiots, and you will see that you are wrong.

Written by an unbiased Canadian who actually did some research on the subject of gun control in the US and world.
gun control by DuncanD November 13, 2011

Crowd Control 

(plural Crowd Control) Abbreviation: CC

1. a. The ability to limit, prevent, or influence an opponent's movement or actions in a game. b. A spell or ability possessed by a player to do so.
2. a. Crowd containment, direction, and comfort to maintain safety and order. b. A product used to do so.
1. Our team needs more crowd control to chase down fleeing enemies.
2. Effective crowd control prevented a riot from breaking out in the packed stadium.
Crowd Control by Ender-A December 20, 2009

European Birth Control 

Claudette wasn't into taking the pill or using condoms, so she opted for European Birth Control... w00t!

damage control 

an attempt made to correct or rectify a situation that went wrong
we gotta be prepared to do some serious damage control if the press hears about this!
damage control by hipster July 2, 2004

Active Yaw Control 

1. Active Yaw Control (AYC) is an automobile feature that uses an active differential to transfer torque to the wheels that have the best grip on the road. Unlike traditional mechanical limited slip differentials, an AYC is electronically controlled.

2. What Soulja Boy was really talking about in his fresh mixed single: "YAHHHHHHHH!"

NOTES:("YAHHHHHH trick!" must refer to a driver's ability to transfer torque to the wheels that are closest to hookers you're attempting to run over.)
Jason: "wtf is active yaw control!?"
Stuart: "Automobile feature *blah* that helps grip the *blah* *blah*..."
Jason: "So THATS what Soulja Boy was talking about. . ."

butt control 

Appropriate disposal of cigarette butts to prevent littering of parking lots, sidewalks and patios by smokers.
Butt control is healthy for everyone. Use an ashtray. Thank you.