Confuckled

1.A extreem version of being confused.

2.The act or state of being fucked.

3.Totally and utterly confused in a fucked up way.

4. Your in a fucked up situation in which your confused.

To a Friend: Hey what the fuck is this dude?
Friend: *looks at 'other'and see's something beyond confusing and disgusting* Well i'm confuckled.

by Natashia Giesbrecht January 27, 2006

cornfucker

One who fucks corn with great ardor and zeal.

Jeez, Antu, you're such a cornfucker.

by Derek G July 16, 2008

confuckinstruction

Term used to describe the miles of construction zones where the dreaded orange barrels have restricted traffic to one lane but where no one can be found to be actually working.

You have got to be kidding me! We have been stuck in this traffic for almost an hour and there is absolutely no one working anywhere in this entire confuckinstruction zone!

by Camden Seal December 29, 2007

confucky

A situation that is completely out of hand
something you cant figure out

this math test is too hard this is confucky

by DustinHoss February 12, 2008

confuckous

A state of chaos, disfunction, and confusion.

(Somebody who causes a Confuckous is know as a confucker or shit disturber)

The fight was a Confuckous! Nobody even knew what was going on.

by Sabre things✌ October 22, 2013

confucking

confucking-{con-fuu-king}- the act of being confused about the lack of fucking, or the lack of good fucking.

The confucking manner of this situation leads me to believe that your boyfriend has daddy problems.

by jsquared589 November 17, 2013

Confuckered

The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.

• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.

• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.

Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.

• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.

• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.

(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."

by emilynashea May 24, 2014