Attending the Conference

A popular euphemism for drinking and partying in Las Vegas

"I’ve been working and attending the conference during my time here in Las Vegas"

by impromptuu September 9, 2021

Blue Collar Conference

What is sometimes said to describe one of the most physical conferences of Division I athletics, also known as the A10.

Those athletes don’t know what is coming for them this year. The Saint Louis University boys are ready to dominate the Blue Collar Conference.

by Theathlete May 1, 2021

Parent Teacher Conference

When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".

Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!

by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023