conan o'brien

Absolutely, without a doubt, the funniest person who ever walked this earth. 2.) Damn he's funny!!! Way funnier than Jay Leno or any other host out there!!! 3.) 6'4, redhead, white, catholic, irish, extremely hot!!!

Conan: "Tonight we have a great show and therefore it must be talked about..."
Audience: (Silence)
Conan: "OKAY!! That freaked everyone out!"
Audience: (laughter)
Conan O'brien rocked by pants off last night!!

by AnimalLover October 5, 2005

Conan

A pale faced, tall and very talented latenight talkshow host whom sould be dubbed the new king of comedy.

Conan is a comedic god.

by Rachel February 8, 2003

Conan O'Brien

an optimistic late night talk-show host

Conan: "We have a great show tonight. I don't think I've ever mentioned that before."
audience: laugh
Conan: "Seriously, we do..."
audience: laugh again

by uglyron August 7, 2003

Conan

God. See also: Led Zeppelin, James Dean, John Cleese

I love him. In a platonic way. But these days, you take what you can get, eh?

Conan is cooler than cool. In fact, I do believe he's...ICE COLD!

Caroline! Caroline! She needs a gol- okay, ill stop.

by Ska bitch May 20, 2004

condoned

(verb) to get eaten out on a bathroom floor while/after you just puked your guts out in the toilet at a house party or bar with a guy you do not know. It is possible you might get walked in on in the act by someone who knows all your friends, but its not necessarily implied.

I got condoned last, I hope i don't run into him on campus because that's awkward.

by bathroomeatoutgirl December 28, 2009

plasticrap condam

Manly use for Having sex with a partner that has herpes. use it to cover the parts of the herpis and then have fun (May not work)

Try it your self its fun to use a plasticrap condam (MAY NOT WORK)

by Eric W.. August 25, 2006

Conan O'Brien

Hands down, the funniest person to exist. Has an uncanny resemblance to the president of Finland. No, I didn't know they had a president either.

Conan O'Brien always makes me laugh. He could just blink and I'd probably roll on the floor laughing.

by Jorge Regula December 28, 2005