Like King Midas of greek mythology, a person with GPC believes their penis to be magical, witholding the power to turn a queer woman straight through intercourse. A common syndrome among straight cis men who believe lesbians only exist for their enjoyment.
Derived from an addiction to pornography and the inability to believe women can enjoy sex without his mighty member's participation and, therefore, a disease that causes great inconvenience to all sapphics.
Derived from an addiction to pornography and the inability to believe women can enjoy sex without his mighty member's participation and, therefore, a disease that causes great inconvenience to all sapphics.
Guy: "Hey, you're only a lesbian cuz you haven't had sex with me, I can turn you straight"
Girl: "Wow someone is suffering from The Golden Phallus Complex"
Girl: "Wow someone is suffering from The Golden Phallus Complex"
by suamaede4 August 3, 2022
Get the Golden Phallus Complex mug.The act of treating a test, usually of skill or knowledge, as if it were timed and/or a race. This occurs most typically in an academic setting, but can be seen elsewhere, as in IQ or personality tests. The winner of a completition can be determined either by the fastest time, the best score or results, or most commonly a combination of the two.
Hortense: How'd you do on the Calc test, Biff? I pulled out a B+.
Biff: Eh, I got a B-, but I was the first one done by fifteen minutes. I totally won the completition.
Biff: Eh, I got a B-, but I was the first one done by fifteen minutes. I totally won the completition.
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When a person becomes convinced that they are the only one doing any work, and that no one else deserves any reward in the end.
Jeesh, I'm so sick of Lisa and her Little Red Hen Complex. If she'd ever pull her head out of her ass, she might notice how much we carry her ass!
by salu1999 September 30, 2008
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by deathwish124 May 1, 2009
Get the Savior Complex mug.Because Heather lived in her parents house for 40 years, her parents said she had a peter pan complex.
by jbrite May 22, 2006
Get the peter pan complex mug.An inferiority complex, in the fields of psychology and psychoanalysis, is a feeling that one is inferior to others in some way. Such feelings can arise from an imagined or actual inferiority in the afflicted person.
An inferiority complex would be a blessing, if only the right people had it. ~ Alan Reed
Inferiority is what you enjoy in your best friends. ~ Lord Chesterfield
Inferiority is what you enjoy in your best friends. ~ Lord Chesterfield
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Get the Inferiority Complex mug.A problem so gangsta that you best be busting out your pocket non-deterministic turing machine to solve. No pimp should be caught solving problems in anything slower than polynomial time. That just ain't right.
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