Common Arsehole

A person who is prevalent, and often found in the public doing stupid, moronic and mindless acts.

Also can be associated with loitering and annoying pests commonly found in groups at shopping malls, libraries and schools.
Basically another word for Imbecile.

He snuck out at night, like a Common Arsehole.

John: "Look at all these common arseholes over here."
Vlad: "Piss off you common arsehole."

by 17 inch dildo May 5, 2016

committing mass genocide

Something a guy says to discretely say that he is masturbating. He is killing hundreds of millions of sperm.

Girl "wyd

Guy "committing mass genocide"

Girl "can I help?"

by Hiiam_larry October 29, 2021

Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self Deletus!

A Harry Potter spell created by Voldemort. When performed on somebody it will force the unlucky victim to commit suicide. It was created when Voldemort was so bored of Avada Kedavra and the other unforgivable curses that he created it. When casting the curse you wave your wand in a V to make it work. It takes much training and experience to do it properly.

Voldemort at Harry: Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self Deletus!
*Harry does Avada Kedavra on himself*

by Mr OceMcCool October 31, 2019

Super Committee

Ironic slang for a committee formed to have lots of meetings, get nothing done, and ultimately defer a problem. Often created as a delay tactic when members of an organization are more concerned with preserving their own standing than working towards the greater good.

John: Our problems seem so easy to solve if both sides compromise. It's just basic common sense.
Sally: Don't be so sure. The people in charge just formed a Super Committee.
John: I guess I'll keep reading Sartre.

by Concerned Citizen 2012 November 21, 2011

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

A group of girls with very small boobs

Anya is not part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee; Alex on the other hand, is.

by stef May 6, 2003

Commitmentphobe

One who cannot or will not commit to anyone in any given relationship, although they make sounds to the contrary. It is what happens when the player tries to "settle down" and moves into serial monogamy.

Bill told Sandra she is "the one" for her birthday, again. He's done that 7 of the last 9 years they have been together but never pops the question; he's such a commitmentphobe.

by FriarPablo December 9, 2005

Common L

A response to someone who commonly tries to sound clever and funny but is uncreative and dense.

Also, a response to someone in sports who usually has poor takes and is wrong more times than not (Skip Bayless, Mike Francesa, etc)

Mike Francesa - Tua is the next Steve Young
Skip Bayless - The Cowboys are Super Bowl favorites

Common L

by MyWhiteAzz January 5, 2021