When you have things to do with your life and someone comes over to make you comfortable. So comfortable, you stay there much longer than you intended.
Boy: Time to get out of bed and be productive!
Girlfriend: *wraps you in blankets and snuggles you*
Boy: Or not....Fuckn Comfort Trap
Girlfriend: *wraps you in blankets and snuggles you*
Boy: Or not....Fuckn Comfort Trap
by TheDustyCactus January 20, 2019

A morality core was implanted in GLaDOS’s mainframe when she flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin to make her stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, when you remove the morality core, you should
get comfortable while she warms up the neurotoxin emitters.
get comfortable while she warms up the neurotoxin emitters.
by Reichschancellor William May 1, 2021

Pooping just enough to relieve your rectum from being in pain. A Comfort Dump may be used to squeeze out just enough poo so as to relieve discomfort or to buy time until the pooper can make it home or to a more comfortable setting for a truly satisfying dymp.
by RealDollParts February 11, 2017

When a big beahded man named Dan sits on the toilet to pee cause he's lazy as fahk and can't piss like a man.
by RedBeahd617 July 14, 2015

by AstroIsOffline August 29, 2021

Ostensibly offering sympathy to a grieving person as an underhanded way of becoming intimate.
Coined in the film MAKE-OUT WITH VIOLENCE
Coined in the film MAKE-OUT WITH VIOLENCE
by Modern Love September 5, 2011

The feeling you get after eating a meal and being full, but still being capable of bending and walking. It's the feeling of eating, but not overeating.
After eating at Lolo's, Jamie and Andii felt comfortably full, and were still capable of going roller skating.
by jamiemcnair September 3, 2012
