Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.
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The Colonel was one of the leaders of a revolutonary guerrila movement against livestock. Sanders was much like his communist counter part Che Guevera. Sanders, originally from Kentucky, rose to fame when he and his squad composed of Kentucky's finest fried chicken cooks launched a daring raid on old Wally Smith's farm. Smith, out numbered and out gunned, surrendered the chicken to Sanders and his rag-tag crew of chicken cooks. Upon hearing this General McDonald, who was the originator of the guerrila movement, promoted capitan Sanders to a full colonel in the guerilla army. General McDonald went on to establish the pouplar fast food joint McDonalds. Colonel Sanders went on the fine dining establishment we know today as Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC.
Rupert: Even here in England that Colonel Sanders cooks some fine chicken.
Reginald:Indeed he does.
Rupert:God Save the Queen!
Reginald:And the Colonel too!
Rupert:...
Reginald:Indeed he does.
Rupert:God Save the Queen!
Reginald:And the Colonel too!
Rupert:...
by Ron Cassinger December 22, 2005
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Hey, check this out, I think I can get into Cornell College. Wait, why is there also a Cornell University... crap!
by DanielBr March 16, 2009
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Students 2,3,4,5,6: SHUT UP!! We're not colonel cluster fucks just because we go to colonel by!
Student 1: Yes it does...colonel cluster fucks!!!
by ColonelBy2013 December 16, 2011
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I was going to superman that ho but I decided that a colonel sanchez was a proper way to celebrate our anniversary.
by DJ A-rod February 15, 2009
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What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:
corn
Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.
Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.
Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-
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What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:
corn
Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.
Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.
Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-
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