Colorado Ape Hanger

During doggy-style sex with a girl possessing long hair in two ponytails the act of crossing the ponytails around the front of her neck and using them as motorcycle handlebars simultaneously choking her then violently slamming it into her ass and enjoying the ride.

My sister-in-law Becky once got free Slayer tickets at RedRocks for letting a dude pull a Colorado Ape Hanger on her ass.

by Kevinmac01 September 15, 2015

Colorado Thunderstorm

When having sex with a female and at the time of ejaculation she queefs which then ripples your balls.

Did you just pull the colorado thunderstorm on me.

by Cardog November 12, 2007

Colorado-ing

Climbing a pine tree as high as you can until it breaks, and then falling off with the top of the tree.

represent colorado by colorado-ing a tree in your state.

by yo-gigi January 7, 2010

Out-Punted his Coverage

when a guy with no looks and no money lands a hot chick.

my buddy definitely out-punted his coverage with that hotty.

by kejo66 December 20, 2008

Colorado Raincoat

The act of urinating into someone's hat and then placing it upon their head. Dousing them in your urine, mimiking a downpoar of rain.

"He slowly squeezed his bladder. The urine flow dribbled out his untamed urethra and splashed the hat with it's mighty yellow ferocity. He quickly set the drenched urine soaked headwear upon her soft, conditioned hair.
As she writhes in yellow pleasure the urine slowly drips down her face. Quenching her dry, parched lips.
He slowly took a step back, gazing with pride.

"Textbook Colorado Raincoat!"

by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009

ColeTrane

The smoothest, sweetest, most wonderful ride in all humanity. also may be applied to life.

(1) Wow, life is pretty good right now, I must be riding the ColeTrane.

(2) My day was phenomenal yesterday, I basically rode the ColeTrane all day!

by mertic1718 January 11, 2009

RC Colorado

The type of car you would expect to see dropping kids off to a soccer game but instead will tear the door off a porsche 911. The mighty 4jj1 engine will easily reach 500,000km with the only weak part of the car being the cvs and steering arm , which are weaker than a 9 year olds arm.

V8 owner: "Yo look at this lil bitch i would smash him in a race"
RC Colorado owner: *blows doors off v8*
V8 owner: *cricket noises*

by PoZZyy February 14, 2019