codge

An elderly person, a coffin dodger.

"What an absolute codge", "Shut up you old codge".

by 8t August 31, 2007

Conger

Male Homosexual that is flamboyant about it and acts outwardly gay yet claims to be straight. Often are married and try to conform due to social pressure or religious belief but are genuinely only attracted to and fantasise about men.

Often deeply resentful and angry due to a feeling of being trapped in a life that is a lie, also ashamed as they visit male prostitutes to fulfil their sexual desires.

WTF dude, David is married? But he has to be gay and even offered to blow me! First rate Conger.

Famous example: Ted Haggard

by Charlie28 January 31, 2010

Cooger

A booger like substance from a womans vagina often caused by poor hygiene, infection, or disease. Even worse if it is bloody.

I tried to go down on this bitch and a cooger was holding her pussy lips together

by kdcargirl October 29, 2009

Cogger

This is a epithet for people who do things that make you think they may be cognitively impaired, since it has become politically incorrect to call someone "retarded."

Man #1: What are you doing?
Man #2: I am spray-painting a swastika on this church.
Man #1: That is absurd, don't be such a cogger.

by dslim2 July 26, 2013

congert

(verb)

to fuck up a calculation on your chemistry work

I'm gonna continue congerting kilojoules to kilohertz so I can design this turboencabulator which will revolutionize the project's PK effic....OH FUCK I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M TALKING ABOUT!

by CreoX April 15, 2011

Coderre

A man that is, strong, irresistible, sexy, a great friend, a great kisser,great in bed, a great boyfriend. He also is know to have a large penis and is often referred to as pure awesomeness.

Girl #1"That man over there is such a Coderre."
Girl #2"He's the biggest Coderre in here."
Girl #1"More like the only Coderre in here."

by The0ne234 January 28, 2014

Cogger

When one gets there cock stuck in a grandfather clock

damn Dan couldn’t come to b-dubs last night since he was in a cogger

by Joe’sCrabShack June 1, 2021