Cucumber funeral

Having a poo; i.e. dropping the kids off at the swimming baths. Or breaking up with Meatloaf's daughter.

"I've just been to a cucumber funeral."

by Cucumber funeral October 6, 2011

Cucumber

The coldest vegetable. Approximately -10 degrees.

We love cucumbers at -30 degrees.

by ZachFonaas July 16, 2014

Electric Cucumber

1. a hide song
2. something to scratch your number on

1. "Hey baby scratch your number on my electric cucumber"
2. see example 1

by arania May 17, 2004

cockleberries

Wadded up balls of crusty poo, that accumulates on your wrinkly nut sac hair, cause you're always shoving your nuts up your pet's butt.

Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton, was taking it up the gary and then she decided she wanted a rootin' tootin' jamican chocolate raspberry but then at the last minute she had a choft and decided to go with the cockleberries and a nice warm toblerone.

by Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton April 5, 2005

cucumber cock

A penis whose girth is largest in the middle and gets smaller at the tip and base so that it is shaped like a cucumber.

A cucumber cock is generally a large, uncircumcised penis.

Emily had trouble getting half of Tyler's dick in her mouth because he had a cucumber cock.

by Dexaw December 29, 2008

cucumbered

a person who is absolutely hammered,locked, a mess, in a looban,really ridiculously drunk but merry all the same

dude, i was so unbelieveably cucumbered lastnight, i think i actually ate a whole cupboard of food!

by anniston February 15, 2010

titanium cucumber

A super heated titanium dildo most commonly used in Pakistan and by Ronald McDonald on innocent children usually ranging from 5-7 years old.

1. The 9 year old girl in Pakistan used the titanium cucumber to shove up her ass for fun.

2. Ronald McDonald violated the little boy brutally with a titanium cucumber.

by Tomeroni10 November 27, 2011