Cocksuker's Doormat

A thin shaved goatee and moustache.

John jizzed and covered Mark's Cocksuker's Doormat in spunk.

by Lord of the Ring December 19, 2006

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat

George Carlin's list of 7 words that you cannot say on television!

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!

by INURA!!! April 13, 2009

cocksucker week

When you have to work everyday at your shitty job at the home after having the previous week off.

"This week is Heaven week! Next week is Cocksucker week!

by Gott Wood December 3, 2013

Cocksucking, Whorehousing, Piss-Bitch-Motherfucker

The greatest swear of all time, hand crafted by a rural dad in the midwest circa 1994.

(Dad cracks his toe on doorframe and proceeds to bounce on one foot and howl) "Cocksucking, whorehousing, piss-bitch-motherfucker!"

by Ken Gass June 13, 2016

Cocksucker knees

noun

Knees that have a red and/or flat mark just below them indicating someone has been on their knees for a long period of time, likely from sucking dick

You can always see his cocksucker knees in those shorts.

by wungabunga June 16, 2021

Cocksucker2001dick

A very good username

A:"What's the best username ?"

B:"It's Cocksucker2001dick !"

by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022

Swooping Cocksucker

While driving on a highway with more than 3 lanes of traffic going the same direction, exiting the highway in the shortest amount of time from the travel lane furthest from the exit. (Extra points for narrowly missing drivers in the adjacent lanes while exiting!)

The exit came up so quickly while I was texting that I had to expertly perform a swooping cocksucker!

by grbjdealer July 24, 2019