Cockamonagous

Something completely, laughably, ridiculous or wrong.

Orange man said he committed no crimes.
"That's Cockamonagous!"

by Riffael June 20, 2023

Cockamoymoy

I am so juicy and so fucking horny I need some D

Cockamoymoy Fuck me I'm so juicy

by Franky Frank frank January 24, 2024

Cockamaroach

Ghetto girl slang for cockroach
(Tbh I can’t lie I also use it)

Ghetto Girl:ITS A COCKAMAROACH KILL IT
Randim Dude:I CANT IM ALGERIC TO COCKROACH

by Paxso-Africano April 26, 2024

Cockalorum

a dickhead in old English

You are such a Cockalorum

by the fuckin king February 24, 2025

Cocksmoker

A 5’11” soy boy from Sisterfister, Tennessee who grew up rough and rowdy in the Salty Spittoon, where his tattoos got tattoos of their own, and he became the second coming of Pablo Escobar (in his dreams).

“I walked in the office and saw that Cocksmoker underneath the boss’s desk”.

by DickdealerDon August 6, 2025

Cocksmoker

A 5’11” soy boy from Sisterfister, Tennessee who grew up rough and rowdy in the Salty Spittoon, where his tattoos got tattoos of their own, and he became the second coming of Pablo Escobar (in his dreams).

“I walked in the office and saw that Cocksmoker underneath the boss’s desk”.

by DickdealerDon August 6, 2025

cocksmoker

a guy who has to small of a dick for her to actually hold it so she looks like shes smoking a cigarette

cocksmoker

by cocksmoker9000 August 19, 2025