I don't have a clue.

You either don't know the answer, or you're pretending you don't.

Your girlfriend: Why is there another woman's thong under your bed?
You (looking shocked): I don't have a clue. Dog must have dragged it in from the yard.

by OK-KB January 7, 2012

Cliterature

alternate definition: 1970's derogatory term for women's literature. Now archaic.

Concept was that writing was either literature or it was not literature, so any attempt to manufacture a subgroup was somehow denigrating the legitimate body of work.

Sprang from growth of Women's Studies programs at US universities.

Sometimes also used to describe Comparative Literature, although usage may have faded into obscurity.

she majored in English and minored in History, then switched to cliterature

by adam_before_eve April 17, 2006

cliteris

This means you are a dumb twat that is obviously 10 in sex ed and doesn’t know how to spell Clitoris... u twat

Ohh look it’s Bobby over there I bet he was a cliteris

by Bvnji18 May 22, 2021

Cliteracy

The ability to "read" a woman, it is an essential skill for any man to possess in a relationship. A cliterate man is one who has an "in depth" understanding of the cliterary arts.

In a standard university, chemistry students tend to have lowest cliteracy rate.

by Skrow January 21, 2009

clueless

A movie that was made in 1995. Clueless has the famous quote that my dad likes to use to scare off boys. clueless is a comedy film.

"Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you."

"You think I'm a mentally retarded airhead?"

"Clueless"

by tinkerbell10121 October 11, 2008

clue-goo

Semen (based on an episode of South Park season 10 episode 3) when the Hardly Brothers went to a 9/11 Conspiracy Party and they had raging "clues" (or evidence) to their mysteries through clues from erections.

"My clue was so strong that I almost squirted clue-goo all over Frank."

by Chris and Suny October 12, 2006

baby chute

Just another word for vagina. This emphasizes the vagina's use as a path by which birthing may take place. It also provides amusing imagery of a baby being fired out of a vagina like a ball from a cannon.

Wouldn't that feel great going up the ol' baby chute?

by Vayate! August 20, 2006