clown booger

A deadly mixture of 75% green and 25% red Power Bait, rolled into a sphere used for catching Rainbow Trout.
(Illegal in all the lower 48 states except Missouri)

Julio "What did you catch those big ass 'bows on bro?"

Bruce "I've been killin' 'em all day on clown boogers".

Julio "I ain't caught shit. I'm gonna go wait in the truck".

by fishassassin October 2, 2007

clownery

the art of foolishness that could be compared to the acts of a clown

jamie bibby back at it again the with the clownery

by jamiebibbysnonce July 1, 2019

Colombo Clown

A famous journalist from Colombo named Daniel Alexander who adores filters and everything except ICT. Bootlicker-in-chief of Pakistan. A clueless statician at Island Cricket. Clearly having a sad life

Don't follow the footsteps of Colombo Clown.

by Kirket fan June 12, 2021

clowning

Being played or treated as a joke

“Dang john was clowning with Sally’s feelings”

by beingclownedon July 12, 2019

clown scarf

A handjob that consists of only upstrokes. Name comes from the act looking like a clown pulling many scarves from his pocket.

Sophia gave me a clown scarf last night. It was unreal!

by Scarfo6969 February 6, 2015

Clownlord

One who has achieved lordship over buffoons by practising unequalled acts of buffoonery.

"Joe, you clownlord, why did you microwave your iPhone?"

by jogan6 January 4, 2021

Clowndubious

Used to describe somebody who engages in clown-like behaviour for nefarious purposes.

One may be seen as clowndubious if they slip people with banana peels to then pickpocket them.

by Clown #2 January 12, 2023