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clitshit

ew brads got some ugly clitshit
by j cizzle March 18, 2005
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clitastic

a studly guy; turns your clit on
Girl 1: That guy Scott is dreamy!

Girl 2: Yeah, he is totally clitastic!
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clitus

A person who talks a lot of shit...speaks Clitus
by ?? February 6, 2003
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clitsaurus

When a chicks vagina is so damn old, it is regarded as the equivalant of a dinosaur, or in some cases, a fossil.
"god my 3rd grade school teacher was soo damn old, i swear she had a fucking clitsaurus!" or "man i was fucking this hoe last night, and her clit was as old as a fucking gutenburg bible!"
by BEN123456789 October 23, 2009
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clitosaurus

The combination of the two words "clitoris", part of the female genitals and "dinosaur", ancient animals that roamed the land billions of years ago (before they went extinct.)

Refering to a dangerous carnivorous form of clitoris that will probably alarm you as you're doing your work; can not be differed from a normal clitoris until initial contact (which will be painful) so you should ask your girlfriend/female aquaintance whether she has a dinosaur clitoris before things get too messy.
Dang, last night I was with this girl and turns out she had a damned clitosaurus.. hurt like fuck.
by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007
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Clitstracted

Being distracted because your clit is running your brain.
"My boyfriend was talking but all I could think about was riding him; I got clitstracted and have no clue what he was blabbing about."
by BLaze July 27, 2012
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Clitosaunterus

A clitosaunterus is not invited to a party.
by Drippers December 5, 2012
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