Cleveland Steamclean

After you give your sexual or non-sexual partner a Cleveland Steamer, you clean it off by pissing on them.

After I dropped a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, I decided to clean up, so I pissed all over it to Cleveland Steamclean it off.

by Cabin Store Ease April 27, 2006

Cleveland Handshake

A night involving men and women where genitals and hands are involved.

Hey, isn't that Mike Lester's wife, I heard she's giving the whole school district 'Cleveland Handshakes', damn.

by Harry Grindrod March 23, 2011

The Cleveland Show

A black "The Family Guy".

A cartoon sitcom that will ironically and inevitably have the same fate as the '08-'09 Cleveland Cavaliers:

Imminent failure.

"The Cleveland Show" is gonna suck so bad that FOX is gonna be forced to make "The Quagmire Show".

by pelicaine September 10, 2009

Cleveland Spincycle

The result of taking a large dump in a
Washing Machine right before spincycle at the public laundry mat.

Yesterday I delivered a fresh
Cleveland Spincycle to those punk ass
illegal aliens. Next time they 'll think twice about leaving their clothes unattended at the Laundry mat...Wha! Ha! Ha!

by streetwhiz April 10, 2009

Cleveland

A city in Ohio. Also known as Clevelandtown. Under construction since 1868. Cleveland's economy is mostly based on Lebron James. Every citizen in Cleveland still uses payphones and has at least two DUI's. The water in Cleveland is so filthy that its rivers can catch on fire. Its main export is crippling depression. All the flats in Cleveland look like they're from a Scooby Doo ghost town. Don't stop or slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die. FUN FACTS: 1.Cleveland leads the nation in drifters. 2. Most of the food in Cleveland is prepared near the street. 3. Cleveland only has two buildings. 4. At least it's not Detroit.

Gentleman 1: What's that barren wasteland beyond the horizon?

Gentleman 2: That's a place where there used to be industry. But that was many years ago. That wasteland is known as Cleveland. God forgot about Cleveland a long time ago.

by Dr. Kintaro May 23, 2009

cleveland steam roller

when a guy takes a shit on a girls chest and then he rubs the shit around her chest with his ass

Man, I gave that girl a cleveland steam roller last night. You should see the shit all over her chest.

by italionstalion430 August 31, 2008

Cleveland Sundae

Originally performed in Cleveland, Wisconsin. When you create a ice cream sundae on the breasts of a female ( or male, whatever floats your boat), and proceed to lick it clean. Usually consists of ice cream, whipped cream, bananas, chocolate and strawberry syrup, and nuts. Not your nuts, peanuts.

Girl: "What're we going to have for dessert sweetie?"

Guy: "I don't know about you, but I'm having a god damn Cleveland Sundae!"

by lilsoccaman22 March 3, 2011