Skip to main content

Clemens

The kind of guy that every girl wanna have. Hot, tall, blonde and smart.
Treats you like a princess and fucks you like a whore.

Best boyfriend in the world.
Also, Clemens is the Description of a hottie.
f1: „Damn do you see this Clemens over there?“
f2: „what’s a Clemens?“
f3: „Duh are you stupid? That’s the word for hottie“
by yunlenkim March 17, 2019
mugGet the Clemens mug.

ClemsonTalk

An internet forum for the students of Clemson University, and those that have graduated, but still have no life. The membership is almost entirely comprised of lonely geeks that can't get a date, so instead spend their time attempting to pwn each other on the boards. All of the pwning is just an attempt to give some kind of meaning or hope to their meaningless existance.
Guy1: So, I was posting on ClemsonTalk today...
Guy2: HA! YOU LOSER!
by Phishy February 16, 2005
mugGet the ClemsonTalk mug.

Clemsoning

The act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football season.
Oklahoma State's overtime loss to an unranked Iowa State was a full-blown Clemsoning.
by solidverbal November 21, 2011
mugGet the Clemsoning mug.

cleman

A mixture of seman and a woman's menstrual period.
My girlfriend and I made cleman.
by Monkeysex June 1, 2009
mugGet the cleman mug.

clementine

hybrid between a tangerine and an orange. easy to peel. seedless, sweet, and juicy.
clementines are so delicious that i could eat a whole wooden case of them.
by headycheese February 16, 2006
mugGet the clementine mug.

Climonomics

The act of purchasing an item, realizing you are now broke, and selling it off weeks or even days later at a huge loss.
Dan : did you hear Chris is selling his PSP?
Luke: he only bought that 3 days ago!
Dan: yeah and he's selling it for half what it cost!
Luke: that's Climonomics man.
by Gpfc08 February 28, 2010
mugGet the Climonomics mug.

clementine scheiss nig

A Clementine Scheiss Nig is a phrase one uses when blowing off steam after EXTREME frustration. Also a phrase one would use when being mildly racist towards the kids of Evanston
Fuck. I got scored on in Rocket League. Clementine scheiss nig!
by ntbbtck June 21, 2016
mugGet the clementine scheiss nig mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email