cleated

To get stabbed/slashed/kicked, or in any other way harmed by someone's cleat.

Joe got cleated in soccer and it left an ugly bruise.

by Rachael C. December 1, 2006

colon cleaner

A person who licks ones asshole

You can kiss my ass you colon cleaner

by D-Web December 28, 2006

Cleave Bridge

When your going across a bridge, and you look down and see girls cleavage

At the mall
"Oh dude this is a good cleave bridge, i can almost see that girls nipples!"

by Dr. Cleavage May 10, 2010

Clealed

C·LEALED! Cah-LEALED!
From the latin: Claudialealeritus (epic beauty)
1. to be suddenly and completely taken by surprise, romantically; 2. having a beautifully radiant light shed on what could at times be described as a cold and/or lonely existence 3. romantic serendipity

- I've never seen him so happy, he must be clealed.
- Yeah, so I just ran into her at the store then Wham!... I was totally clealed.

by Thesteve55 August 30, 2010

cleared the forest

Taking a shit (Dropping logs) and smoking weed (Burning trees) at the same time

Friend 1) Hey you cleared the forest lately?
Friend 2) Yeah I cleared the forest a couple hours ago.

Friend 2) Yeah a couple hours ago in fact.

by dorkknight93 March 14, 2015

Cleave queen

A girl on Instagram who posts her cleavage in almost every one of her posts

She's such a cleave queen, no wonder she has over five thousand followers.

by FinWonga October 6, 2016

weener cleaner

A weener cleaner is your mouth!

I was at work and trying to call down a steak to the cook when these bitches kept talking really loud. The cook couldn't hear what I was saying. I looked over at those hookers and said, " Shut your fucking weener cleaners" and then proceeded with work.

by UFO 311 May 2, 2009