Cunts' circus

An unpleasant event, gathering or social occasion that is best avoided usually because of the people attending.

"Can I come to your place on Boxing Day? The wife's family are coming round and it'll be the usual cunts' circus!"

"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"

by Craig in the Hat January 26, 2009

bulgarian circus

An Eastern European sex position where the male bends the female into an acrobatic circle leaving all of the female parts open awaiting penetration of the males choice

The Bulgarian circus looks like an exorcism

by Kool Kids Klub March 27, 2015

Circus Clowning

The act of attempting to hit on a female is a social setting by approaching her from behind and dancing erratically against her backside while loudly humming the circus song (formally known as "Entry of the Gladiators")

I was just circus clowning this tasty treat over by the bathrooms but turns out that was her boyfriend next to her. We gots to go!

by Ed-Money September 20, 2011

circus cock

A large penis, so named that it belongs in a circus sideshow because of its enormous size.

"That nigga in the porno had a 13-inch circus cock!"

by Griffster December 26, 2005

circus midget

An offensive name for a little person or a dwarf.

Oh he's 2 feet tall, he's a circus midget!

by Mick October 21, 2005

circus metal

A quirky style of heavy metal which blends other genres like jazz, techno, funk, world music and circus music. Also known as avant garde metal or experimetal.

Mr. Bungle, Carnival In Coal, Dog Fashion Disco, Vicious Hairy Mary, Fantomas, Secret Chiefs 3, Headkase, Estradasphere, Tub Ring, Deep Fry, Chin and Darth Vegas are all examples of circus metal bands.

by Scod Brennan March 27, 2007

circus snatch

A circus snatch is someone who has red hair on their pussy.

Hey, Heather, you have red hair, is your hair down their red, too?

Yes, Brad N, I do have a circus snatch

by face pants July 13, 2006