self-infatuation mentally and/or physically
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1. A phrase to describe someone foolish or someone who participates in an act of extreme daftness.
2. A way to describe yourself when you have had one bucket too many.
2. A way to describe yourself when you have had one bucket too many.
1. I heard Steve was sniffing glue for two hours before he realised it was solvent free, what a total chump monkey.
2. "Oh man, I am totally chump monkey'd." - "Man, your a chump monkey!"
2. "Oh man, I am totally chump monkey'd." - "Man, your a chump monkey!"
by AllyG October 27, 2005
Get the chump monkey mug.The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)
My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.
by Doyle February 11, 2004
Get the chump squeeze mug.The study of chumps and their participation in public douchbaggery or their penchant for residing near the shores of Jersey. Also can be thought of as a study of their spending habits on hair product, fake tans, and clear sunglasses. You can easily identify them by their popped collar(s).
Person: "Hey, what's up man"
The Fiddler: "Bippity Boppity, (unitelligible mumbling) Fo get bout it!"
Person: "Your not making any sense..."
The Fiddler: "Da two uh yous bes not mess wit da fiddla!"
Person: "Do you want to participate in my case study in chumpenomics?"
The Fiddler: "Bippity Boppity, (unitelligible mumbling) Fo get bout it!"
Person: "Your not making any sense..."
The Fiddler: "Da two uh yous bes not mess wit da fiddla!"
Person: "Do you want to participate in my case study in chumpenomics?"
by Ando Commando February 23, 2009
Get the chumpenomics mug.The killing off of a character previously introduced as, or given to be, a recognizable character adapted between media, and replacing that character with a younger namesake for the sake of arbitrarily observed "continuity".
Reference to the character {Henry} James "Jimmy" Olsen (Aaron Ashmore) being a contemporary of Clark Kent and Lois Lane for three seasons on 'Smallville', before being replaced by a heretofore unmentioned younger brother "Jimmy" Olsen, in an effort to conform to general Superman continuity in which Jimmy Olsen is much younger than Superman/Clark Kent and Lois Lane, and despite more glaring deviations from generally observed Superman continuity (e.g. Chloe Sullivan, Davis Bloome).
Also: Bump the Jimmy, Jump the Jimmy, Jimmy the Jimmy; or, -ed, -ied, the Jimmy.
Reference to the character {Henry} James "Jimmy" Olsen (Aaron Ashmore) being a contemporary of Clark Kent and Lois Lane for three seasons on 'Smallville', before being replaced by a heretofore unmentioned younger brother "Jimmy" Olsen, in an effort to conform to general Superman continuity in which Jimmy Olsen is much younger than Superman/Clark Kent and Lois Lane, and despite more glaring deviations from generally observed Superman continuity (e.g. Chloe Sullivan, Davis Bloome).
Also: Bump the Jimmy, Jump the Jimmy, Jimmy the Jimmy; or, -ed, -ied, the Jimmy.
WATCHERONE: Man, was that the lamest stunt with Dick Grayson, or what. Yeah, he's five years older than Bruce, but, wtf?
WATCHERTWO: Yeah, dude, they sure Chumped the Jimmy on that one.
WATCHERTWO: Yeah, dude, they sure Chumped the Jimmy on that one.
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