chuffpact

chuff·pact
/ch-uff-pakt/

noun
1. Anger in response to a verbal or written reference to an institution that is more selective than Georgetown University and/or conventionally esteemed as more prestigious.

“I mentioned my son chose Columbia over UGA and the chuffpact blew every door in the house off its hinges.”

by sammer2149 November 22, 2015

Chuffty Slap

A verb meaning to give someone a 'slap across the face' whilst being excited or erect.

Huey- Yanno what, one day your going to get a Chuffty Slap Harry. You do know that.

Harry- You what faggot.

by Jon ceena September 2, 2017

chuff the john

When you go into the middle school bathroom to take a fat rip off your nic stick

“I’m gonna be a little late, I gotta go chuff the John “
“Yo did you hear Jake got caught Chuffing his John at school?”

by Gubson6969 May 1, 2019

Bum Chuffing

A palm Massage of the rectum in which to remove the unworldly contents. Often sexual, this technique is primarily used for pleasure but can also relieve bowel tension.

(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"

by Curly Crimson September 6, 2009

Little Chuffer

little chuffer someone who is physically short, bald and leads a positive life. They are mainly men since they are bald. Height approximately 5ft 4”

Paul: ‘Wow, just look at Peter he looks like a little chuffer, he’s so cute. What a man he is’
Bobby: ‘Absolute chuffer, cannot get enough of the fella’

by OllyMursFan79 August 2, 2018

cuffy

Leader of a ten month slave rebellion in Berbice, Guyana in 1763. Cuffy has his very own statue in Georgetown.

Yo, did ya see Cuffy when you were in GT? Whas up with that thing in his hand?

by Kongfire November 20, 2007

chuff adder

A balding, overweight homosexual man. Usually in denial of his homosexuallity.

Go and sew another dress you chuff adder!

by St. John October 2, 2007