To masturbate whilst sobbing in a torrid combination of lust and anguish. Presumably a growing trend among the emo crowd.
The night Becky broke up with me I got home and just crysterbated to old pictures of her for hours until I finally passed out in my computer chair, still gripping my dick in my tear/semen stained hands.
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The most beautiful girl ever. She loves music, shopping, karoake, & animals. She makes a room light up when she walks in. She never has a bad word to say about anyone, never giving into the temptation to gossip. She is so totally, awesomely, extremely, HOT! Any time i think about her i cant stop smiling, which is a good thing. I love you Chrystal!
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Jack: Total Christemonium dude. Will Smith didn't get any help from the man upstairs. JC was like "Fuck it. What the hell can I do about this monstrosity."
Dave: Yeah, pretty fucked up.
Jack: Not fucked up, Christemonium.
Jack: Total Christemonium dude. Will Smith didn't get any help from the man upstairs. JC was like "Fuck it. What the hell can I do about this monstrosity."
Dave: Yeah, pretty fucked up.
Jack: Not fucked up, Christemonium.
by OHYEAHJACK August 25, 2008
Get the Christemonium mug.A beautiful girl that is very cheery and always lightens up the room. She is very pretty. She is known to be hyper and never shuts up. It can also be an adjective of being very obnoxious and loud or someone who is always putting a smile on someone's face with her dumb but hilarious statements. She is usually very kind, with a firey side. Has a temper, so don't piss her off! Very compationate, romantic. A sucker for a guy who knows how to whoo her. Sucker for romance. Knows how to party right and party hard!
Guy: Bro my girlfriend Chrystiana is so sweet, she is in for a good time tonight!
Girl: I love my best friend Chrystiana, she helped me go through my break-up!
Guy: You are so damn lucky to be friends with Chrystiana, she knows how to party!
Girl: I love my best friend Chrystiana, she helped me go through my break-up!
Guy: You are so damn lucky to be friends with Chrystiana, she knows how to party!
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The girl's name Crystal \c-rys-tal, cr(y)-stal\ is pronounced KRISS-tal. It is of Greek origin, and its meaning is "ice". 19th century coinage. A transparent quartz gemstone, usually colorless, that can be cut to reflect brilliant light. The TV series "Dynasty" made the name famous in the 1980s with a character named Krystle. Chrystal a variant spelling probably influenced by Greek "khrysos" meaning "gold". Cr- spellings are Spanish/Italian.
The girl's name Crystal \c-rys-tal, cr(y)-stal\ is pronounced KRISS-tal. It is of Greek origin, and its meaning is "ice". 19th century coinage. A transparent quartz gemstone, usually colorless, that can be cut to reflect brilliant light. The TV series "Dynasty" made the name famous in the 1980s with a character named Krystle. Chrystal a variant spelling probably influenced by Greek "khrysos" meaning "gold". Cr- spellings are Spanish/Italian.
That Chrystal is cold as ice.
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