Chomp-Omp

(Verb) To be a cock-block.

(Noun) A person who kills a romantic mood between two people because he has nothing better to do.

(Noun/Verb) To be that thing from Mario.

"I was on my bed with my girlfriend ready to get into it when David called asking to hang out together with us. Fucking chomp-omp!"

by Farewellking1 June 4, 2009

Clompy

1. Adj. The sound that a 30-pound cat makes as he walks down the stairs
2. Adj. Describing something comfortable and significant that makes you feel perfect

"That sweater you're wearing is really clompy, Tom"
"Have you ever seen something with so much clomp?"

by Elkabe August 28, 2013

doodoo chompers

Noun: the definition of someone who has brown stains on the front of their two front teeth.

boy- Winona has such gross doodoo chompers.
girl- Yes. She should stop chomping doodoo.

by Queen LaQueefa April 1, 2007

Gorilla Chomper

Someone who destroys bathrooms, leaves a terrible smell that lasts for hours. The kind of person who daily leaves streaks on the bowl. Usually exits the bathroom trying to hide the guilt on his face.

You will have to go across the street to use the bathroom, Andrew. The gorilla chomper was in there already what does he eat, wicker baskets?

by G.Michaels June 16, 2010

chomp chomp

Is the sudden urge to chomp down on a beautiful girls neck or on her other body parts. Its a sensation that alters ones passion in a biting mode of hunger. It's wanting someone so bad that you want to just eat them up so it cause a Chomp Chomp reaction. Love bitten!

To sneak up behind Dawn Moeller.. (action)Chomp chomp!!..

by Notebook September 26, 2005

Granola Chomper

Extreme liberal, green-freak, hippie-dippie from a place such as Berkeley. They move into your community and coat it in PC, making you want to move.

The granola chompers destroy their own cities then move in to new communities and destroy those.

by Connacht July 19, 2009

chimpy

roberto glasse: leather jacket, banana throwing, feaces, chuckling, normally "chimps" have a very low amount of sleep, this is normally noticed by their baggy chimp eyes.

Chimpy dicks have been known to have a strange fetish for disney characters. For example Jasmine from Aladdin.

See also chimping

The act of walking down the street and kicking your friends feet because you are a clumsy chimp!

Person one: "Hey! Do you see that hairy guy over there dragging his knuckles along the floor like some sort of primate?"

Person two: "Yes! What a fucking chimpy bastard!"

OR

Person one: "I love bananas."

Person two: "You chimpy dick."

by scott lynch December 10, 2007