count chocula

when a man/woman preforms fellatio on a fecal stick.

that bitch was so dirty... after i took a dump she went to the bathroom, grabbed my shit and pulled a count chocula!

by Erik K December 6, 2006

chocosmoothrichcreamylicious

Consisting of a smooth and creamy texture flavored with a rich and delicious chocolatey flavor that goes down smoothly.

Nestle's chocolate Qwik is so chocosmoothrichcreamylicious!

by UltraPants September 4, 2006

what does the fox say no chorus

The song only true Chad's listen to

Like that man Elijah is a true chad for listening to what does the fox say no chorus

by That boi tom January 17, 2020

Chotus

A penis that is fatter then it is longer.

That’s a weird looking belly button!

Nah that’s just my chotus.

by Chotehandler July 8, 2018

count chocula

When a man goes down on a woman and she is on the part of her period that there is a dark brown discharge (usually the beginning or end of the period)

I went down on you and now I'm count chocula, a-ha

by the count97555 July 8, 2011

chodus

chodus is the defenition of Sam's cock!
Small and square!

The thing at the lower part of Sams body

by Chris Lloyd July 9, 2003

choculism

The religion of Choculus Christ. "the affirmation in a religious belief that places pizza at the pinnacle of power," (the holy trinity: Pizza Hut, Dominos, and Papa Johns) and that good and tasty food is sacred. "The belief that food is the supreme form of all knowlege" and physical pleasure. The only sacrament is Choculation, the nirvana of Choculism, related to the orgasm. This religion's seat of power is in Fat Man's Row (Arby's, Wendy's, KFC and Taco Bell).

I have recently converted from Catholicism to Choculism, that is why I cannot partake with you in this low-carb feast.

by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004