choculism 

The religion of Choculus Christ. "the affirmation in a religious belief that places pizza at the pinnacle of power," (the holy trinity: Pizza Hut, Dominos, and Papa Johns) and that good and tasty food is sacred. "The belief that food is the supreme form of all knowlege" and physical pleasure. The only sacrament is Choculation, the nirvana of Choculism, related to the orgasm. This religion's seat of power is in Fat Man's Row (Arby's, Wendy's, KFC and Taco Bell).

I have recently converted from Catholicism to Choculism, that is why I cannot partake with you in this low-carb feast.

choculism by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004

Count Choculitis

Having the disease of Count Chocula. You eat Count Chocula so much that you turn into Count Chocula himself. Made up by Jim Halpert.

(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )

Dwight: Count choculitis...

Jim: Sounds tough.

Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?

Count Choculitis by Toby Flenderson is a beast February 27, 2009

Choyalism 

Writing a code in such a way, that it would fuck somebodies brain.

I was so much inspired by choyalism, I wrote such a code and left that company.

Choyalism by choyaler December 13, 2018

Chocoism

The religious beliefs to Worship Chocolate Milk Gamer

i Believe in Chocoism because Choco is the best

Chocoism by Choco (Kyle) October 3, 2018

Cholismo 

Main ideology in Atlético de Madrid. Came from Simeone's nickname, "Cholo". Also synonymus to "unocerismo". People who follow cholismo are called "cholistas".

El Cholo shows us the way, the way of cholismo, partido a partido.

Cholismo by Alvaricles22 March 13, 2018

count choculitis

A disease caused by eating count chocula so much, that you start secreting it through your pores.

Whoah! He's got a bad case of count choculitis!

count choculitis by fortunate_son April 23, 2006

choculama 

n. - A disciple of Choculus Christ, an adherent to Choculism who has reached the highest levels of choculism.

This wise, old choculama is going to come and speak to our school in a month on the supreme revelation of the insides of the burrito.

choculama by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004