choadbag

A University of Alabama football fan. Typically used in a deriding manner by fans of rival schools such as the university of Tennessee.

Did you see that choadbag cry last year when they lost two in a row to Arkansas and South Carolina ?

by Keithj3 September 24, 2005

choad

a short fat penis

damn fuck my ex he has a choad!

by yackyjacky January 4, 2010

choda

The area between your bag and your asshole. On a woman called a chin rest.

My chin rest on her choda for comfort and direction

by todd bundy October 20, 2008

choad

(1) A penis, usually wider than long.
(2) The perineal area. See taint or grundle.
(3) Pubic hair. This definition seems to originate from New Jersey.

(1) Whoa! He's hung like a beer can! What a choad!
(2) Lick my choad.
(3) Eat my choad.

by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004

Choad Fudge

"Choad Fudge" is an accumulation of mung on the choad* (choad being the space between the genitals , and asshole)(Mung is the accumulation of fart condensation in your pants)

"eat my choad fudge , you asshole "

by Mr Nasty April 4, 2004

Choad Phobia

The fear of any person who may appear to have a choad. This includes people who are stocky or butch, who are presumed to have a choad.

Choad Phobia

by Vixx-69 October 17, 2008

Choad Mosey

When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.

This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.

by GullibleZine March 29, 2009